Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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