One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Do you play piano? No

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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