- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Cancer.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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