tommy is retared

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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A man buys a prius

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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