What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Fat people

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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matt is fat

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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