- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

The EPA.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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