Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Tommy got neutered.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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