What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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Get on the boat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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