whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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