What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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