Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

A baby seal walks into a club.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Girls soccer

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

European on my shoes, buddy.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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