an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

dick dick dick... frogs

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Hail Heetluh

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

a black guy hates chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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