- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

scientology.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

whats a joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

The chicken crossed the road.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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