You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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hi

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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don't read this

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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