- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Yo Momma is not fat.

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