who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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