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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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