- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

OOOOPPS /

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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