- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Nah

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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