- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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