Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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dry handjob

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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boys

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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