- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Tilt your screen back

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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