how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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