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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water