- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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