- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

I have a gay camel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Nah

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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