- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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