- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

A paralysed man falls over.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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