What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

why did sally drown cause she was black

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What's your blood type? Red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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