- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

antonis sister is mighty fine

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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