A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Ebola

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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