What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Ebola

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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