- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

A man walks into a vagina

Two planes walk into an office building

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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