- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Knock Knock The doors already open

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

what has genitial warts? me

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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