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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

What's big and purple? Barney

sorry son your nanas been put down

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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