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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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