What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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