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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Politics

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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