- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

Cripples are lame.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Your mom.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

so...um, yeah

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

BIG PENIS

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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