- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Daniel is a fag

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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