Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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