A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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