- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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