Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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so how about that irline food

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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