- Anti Joke

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews