- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 7+4? 74

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Women's Rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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