Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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