A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Who invented apple? God

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

Good job, son.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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