- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Make me famous

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

I once did something.

Woman's Rights

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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