- Anti Joke

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty