- Anti Joke

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Stop Iran! We need the money.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.