- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

heat!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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