- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Caramel Boing.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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