A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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Women's rights

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM8MQg1bn9y38H8Irhuxx-g

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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the sky is green no it is not

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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