- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Yanter, Look it up

A man walks into a vagina

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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