- Anti Joke

I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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