Why are trees green? I have no idea

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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