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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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