- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

If life gives you lemonade.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

kaite is dumb that is true

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

all these jokes are horrible now

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