How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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