Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

Legal Mexicans in Texas

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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