- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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