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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

a skinny sumo wrestler

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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