How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Yo Momma is not fat.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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