Call of Duty is a good game.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Pineapple.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Anti Joke

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