Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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