- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

scientology.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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