- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

dry handjob

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Girls soccer

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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