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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

hola said the chinese man

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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