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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

what came first the chicken or the chips

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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