- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

wanna here a joke? you.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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