What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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