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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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lipstick pig

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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So a guy is on his way to work and he nearly gets hit by a bus. He sticks his middle finger up at the bus driver but a couple seconds later he realized that it was the same bus he was supposed to get on so he apologized to the bus driver and got on the bus. He was 15 minutes late for the 420th time this week so he was fired from his job and went back home. On his way home he was not allowed on the bus because he left his oyster card somewhere so he had to walk home. 69 minutes later he arrives home to his wife and kids. What did the man say to his wife when he got back home? "Hi."

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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Anti Joke

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