Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Your life

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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hi mom

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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