- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

Oh, go away

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What? Huh?

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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