What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Sex vagina. lol.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

I agree to the terms and conditions

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Y u do dis?

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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