- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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