A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Fat people

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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matt is fat

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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