- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

Eric is gay Ha

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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