what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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ur gey

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kk

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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