- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

I went to school. Then I came home.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

minorities

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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