If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Justin Bieber

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Your Mother

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Bob Saget that is all

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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