- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Womens rights.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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