- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

YEAH THEY DO!

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What's your guys names?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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