- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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