- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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