- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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