- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Your wife died during the delivery.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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