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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

whats white and big and white? alot of things...

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Hey, speaking of anti jokes, there is much in the bible that facinates me, but that I find to be... Very... Ilogical, but then again I know a lot about the spiritual to open the the possibility to the (maybe) fact that the answers lie in the spiritual realm or you know whatever you prefer to call it. But you know, God has existed for eternities eternal etc, forever, and only some few thousand years ago he decided to let there be light? Kinda makes sense to why he was such a hardass in the first testament, I mean wow it must have been depressive for eternal eternities until he created light huh? Maybe he slept as many other Gods tend to do in a theological perspective. The other that baffles me completely: God has an enemy known as Sin, that is so powerful that he must sacrifice his own son in order to keep it away? I mean has Sin ever sacrificed anything to good? In that way they would be opposites and not God sarcificing stuff as humans sacrificed stuff animals (and almost a son Iscaac right? Because you know God and Satan where kinda chummy and enjoyed betting and good sport... My viewpoint at least) And Now I just repeat myself, but if Light was Gods first invention, who created voice? Was it part of his being? Why was light not part of his being? Is light not the path to God? "The Light"? Its horsehead Network and I do not expect much of this site sincerely, but if you find the time, the care, the love and Guidance of God provides (yeah I am appealing to your Good Christian side) then please find it in your Jesus filled heart to leave me what you think is missing or perhaps I do not understand at all. And if I ever become a Christian again, ill tell God and Jesus that you where the person that got me there, put in a good word for eternal life huh? Get you and maybe even your mother and father that made you that kind with Gods guidance a nice V.I.P place up there huh? If there is a God out there, he loves all the same yeah, but he keeps favorites, I mean those that suffer eternally in hell... I don't like questioning what I do not understand to a certain tangible degree, but does he do this with the same love he treats those that go to heaven?

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

hashtags suck balls

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Anti Joke

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