- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

So one time there was this woman learning...

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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