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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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