BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

irish man drinking john smiths

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

i just wrote this so hard

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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