What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What? Yes.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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