whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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