You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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5 people are walking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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