- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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