- Anti Joke

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!