what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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