There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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