- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

yada yada

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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