Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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