- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

hola said the chinese man

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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