why was the old man on the ground he fell

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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