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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

"...."-Hellen Keller

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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