Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

a skinny sumo wrestler

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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