What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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Bad grammers.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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