- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Sex vagina. lol.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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