Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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